Danny: I'm the captain.
Matthew: Okay, I'm the first mate.
Danny: No, I want to be first.
Matthew: You are first, the first mate comes after the Captain.
Danny: How about you're the second mate and I'm the first mate.
Matthew: No I'm the first mate, you're the Captain.
Danny: But I want to be first.
Matthew: How about you be the skipper? He steers the boat.
Danny: No, I'm the first mate WHO IS the Captain.
Matthew: Danny, they're two different things, the Captain comes before the first mate and the first mate comes before all the other mates.
Danny: How about I be the guy who serves the hot dogs? Do you want mustard or skabetti sauce?
Matthew: Plain.
