Damwich

Me: Eat your sandwich.
Matthew: My eating mine damwich all da time!! MY ARE!

Karate Chef's Secret Surprise Shake

Joe: Mom, I am... Karate Chef

Karate Chef's Original Secret Surprise Shake:
1 cup Orange Juice
1/2 Banana
3 blueberries
2 heaping spoonfuls vanilla yogurt
1 spoonful water
1 spoonful sugar

Blend.

Chop 5 apricots into bit-sized pieces and toss in after blending (these are the "surprise" because they sink to the bottom)

Addendum: Sugar removed from recipe due to controversy surrounding said ingredient.

Joe: It's the blueberries that make it sour.

Have Pity

Joe: Mattie, can you stop that please?
Mattie (Dancing in front of Joe)
Me: Joe, Mattie has a right to dance.
Joe: Well... It's a pitiful dance.

My = I'm, Indide = Inside, Code = Cold

Matthew: My going indide. My code.

Danny Stands

The Happy Wheezer

Snow, Finally!

Joe's Self Portraits