Kindergarten Drop Off

Me: Can I have a kiss goodbye?
Joe: **kiss**
Matthew(arms outstretched, lips puckered): BYE DOE!!!
Joe looks down at Matthew, who's face is covered with a mixture of peanut butter and snot.
Joe: NO WAY.
Me: Just give him a kiss on the head
Joe: **kiss**
Matthew: Bye Doe.
Joe: Bye Mattie.

pancakes with syrup

Mom, picking up Mattie's fork: Woah, that's a sticky fork.

Mattie: Gicky bork?

Matthew Speak

Va Va Voo = I Love You.
Gekgus Mime Mom-mom = Breakfast time Mama
Gook! Two ningers mom, basberries = Look! I have two raspberries in my fingers
Kay juss met = Okay, just a minute

The Burner Was Left On

Shooing the kids away from the gas grill...
Mom: "You guys, step inside so you don't breath it in."
Joe: "What is it? Is it sleeping gas? Cause if it's not sleeping gas, I want to check it out."

Danny Rolled Over

Joseph, Daniel and Schoolbus

Woman to Matthew: "what's your name?"
Matthew: "Goolbus."

Joe Dug a Hole at Kindergarten Today

Re: School

"I'm so excited to go to school today. Sometimes when I'm so excited, my stomach tickles me."

Potentially Boring Video, Unless You LOVE Babies (Karl)

Baby Danny can Hold Up His Head

Danny and Mom

drawings