The Une

Mom: Do you know what a unicorn is Joe?

Joe: Yeah, it's a horse with a Une on top of it's head.

20 minutes later... Joe tells a story about unicorns...

Joe: ...And the unicorn sees a bad witch and he pokes the witch with its une.

Waiting for baby Matthew

10/8/07:
Joe found a corn kernel at the bottom of his popcorn bowl today and said,
"Dada, I simply simply must plant this seed."